Secret Societies Shirt – Illuminati Eye Graphic Tee – Gildan 5000 Soft Cotton – Trash Cult Vintage Design
Secret societies: cooler, creepier, and better dressed.
This bold, vintage-style graphic tee says what everyone’s thinking—“Secret societies are like regular societies, but cooler.”
Printed on a durable, classic Gildan 5000 tee, this shirt blends conspiracy-core with a sarcastic wink. Featuring the All-Seeing Eye, crossed skeleton keys, and distressed cream-and-red typography, it’s perfect for cult sympathizers, cryptic thinkers, and casually stylish chaos agents.
🗝️ Eye of Providence triangle design
🧵 Printed on 100% preshrunk cotton
🔥 Gildan 5000 – soft, sturdy, and cult-approved
📜 Designed by Trash Cult Supply Co.
🧠 Fits true to size – unisex
Whether you’re in the Illuminati or just pretending, this shirt lets them know you’re cool, dangerous, and definitely invited to the afterparty.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and style.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains its shape wear after wear.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant printing.
- Made sustainably with 100% ethically sourced cotton.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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